It's been a while hasn't it? A lot been going on. I hung out with zombies and ran around cafes and went to see Derek and somehow ended up traveling with a proxy defector. As well as David, who people have probably noticed is a proxy.
Oh, and I'm speaking in first person now.
Any particular reason why?
ReplyDeleteWhy I hung out with zombies? Good company, I guess.
DeleteGood to hear you are ok.
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I think.
You are alright...
Right?
I was pretty sure David was an elephant.
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DeleteWhy would David be an elephant?
DeleteOops. I maybe was logged in as West.
...
Maybe.
Naughty, naughty.
DeleteElephant- A large dangerous creature capable of holding a grudge for a very long time that is often mistaken for something kind and cuddly do to cultural propaganda.
David is an elephant.
My goodness.
DeleteHe is dangerous.
Perhaps he is an elephant.
But elephants have trunks, and really big ears.
So he cannot be an elephant.
Right?
I don't have feathers but I am referred to as both a duck and a swan regularly.
DeleteBut Swan or Duckie is your name.
DeleteWe do not call David elephant.
I don't know, Duckie boy is awfully pissed off like a bird.
DeleteBirds are only annoyed when someone,
Deletesomeone like you,
kicks the nest.
Fuck birds.
DeleteFuck you.
DeleteI am pretty sure David's not an elephant.
DeleteI would know that, right?
Aw, that's sweet of you to offer dear but dinner first. Gotta be classy.
Delete@Shithead:
DeleteI swear to god Fracture I will bash in your face again!
@TMV:
Your name is long. Also, if you're not sure, nobody can be sure.
I'm sure. At least I think I'm sure. I'm pretty sure I'm sure. This seems like something I would know if he was, and wouldn't know if he wasn't. Or would I know if he wasn't too? I don't know.
DeleteAt any rate. Not an elephant.
Good I mean...
DeleteThe consequences of David being an elephant.
They would be rather disturbing.
Considering...
If he is an elephant, he is certainly not mine.
DeleteAre you all drunk?
DeleteI cannot speak for the rest of us.
DeleteBut I am not drunk.