Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Hello

It's been a while hasn't it? A lot been going on. I hung out with zombies and ran around cafes and went to see Derek and somehow ended up traveling with a proxy defector. As well as David, who people have probably noticed is a proxy.

Oh, and I'm speaking in first person now.

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  1. Any particular reason why?

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    1. Why I hung out with zombies? Good company, I guess.

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  2. Good to hear you are ok.
    I
    I think.
    You are alright...

    Right?

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    1. I was pretty sure David was an elephant.

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    3. Why would David be an elephant?
      Oops. I maybe was logged in as West.
      ...
      Maybe.

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    4. Naughty, naughty.

      Elephant- A large dangerous creature capable of holding a grudge for a very long time that is often mistaken for something kind and cuddly do to cultural propaganda.

      David is an elephant.

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    5. My goodness.
      He is dangerous.
      Perhaps he is an elephant.
      But elephants have trunks, and really big ears.

      So he cannot be an elephant.
      Right?

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    6. I don't have feathers but I am referred to as both a duck and a swan regularly.

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    7. But Swan or Duckie is your name.
      We do not call David elephant.

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    8. I don't know, Duckie boy is awfully pissed off like a bird.

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    9. Birds are only annoyed when someone,
      someone like you,
      kicks the nest.

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    10. I am pretty sure David's not an elephant.

      I would know that, right?

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    11. Aw, that's sweet of you to offer dear but dinner first. Gotta be classy.

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    12. @Shithead:
      I swear to god Fracture I will bash in your face again!

      @TMV:
      Your name is long. Also, if you're not sure, nobody can be sure.

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    13. I'm sure. At least I think I'm sure. I'm pretty sure I'm sure. This seems like something I would know if he was, and wouldn't know if he wasn't. Or would I know if he wasn't too? I don't know.

      At any rate. Not an elephant.

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    14. Good I mean...
      The consequences of David being an elephant.
      They would be rather disturbing.
      Considering...

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    15. If he is an elephant, he is certainly not mine.

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    16. I cannot speak for the rest of us.
      But I am not drunk.

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